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The Commercial Break

I Love Car

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5757 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Honk if you want to get your tailpipe dirty! HONK! HONK! Bryan & Krissy revisit an old friend of theirs...the guy who's in love with his car. Some new reviews We were compromised? An Italian boob massage Happy feet Leave your jeans ON Sketchy massage parlors Puriteens Everyone thank their lucky stars that Bryan & Krissy aren’t on the dating scene No one is a 10.7 (except producer Christina) I love lamp I'm in love with my car A red ford taurus Objectophilia Beep beep Poor roommate Kim Gooood, goood This can’t affect my customer service technician job! Gotta get sparkly for dad Call 626-ASK-TCB3 and leave us a message   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Made the mistake of wearing my brand new Gucci daddy shorts today

0:06.0

And I've been catcalled 17 times like hey boy, what that pp do? I don't know if he's

0:18.7

On this episode of the commercial break

0:21.8

It's Chrissy and I have always said on the show and we will continue to say if you like it

0:26.5

So does someone else if you're into it so is someone else and there's nothing wrong with that

0:32.7

Two consenting adults right or you know four by fours or four by fours

0:39.6

As long as the car is over 21 years old and there's you know, they say yes or honk twice

0:47.8

Yeah, it's 16 in Arkansas, but you know what they're working on it over there

0:52.2

The next episode of the commercial break starts now

1:02.4

Yeah, cat and kittens welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the director of attitudes and

1:07.5

Planitudes Kristen Joy, hopefully best of you, Chrissy the best of you out there in the podcast universe

1:13.7

I'm reading some of our new the minted reviews on Apple and

1:19.1

I think this is interesting. I'll read this one real quick to you if you if you have the time Chrissy

1:26.0

Make time for me be quick. All right. Welcome to my life be quick

1:32.1

Said no woman to me ever be quick. What one time actually I'll tell that story if you want it

1:37.0

It says this is from the real Brian with a Y is the name that was used on the review

1:43.6

Well, my name is Brian also spelled with a Y. I am also a middle-aged balding man with lots of dumb stories

1:51.7

I realized I too could have a podcast just as successful as yours. That's not saying much Brian with a Y

1:58.2

You have inspired me. I think I can totally do this too. I'm gonna call my podcast the commercial interruption

2:06.7

I have only missing a beautiful coast. Oh, I may need to figure out a way to borrow Chrissy

2:12.3

I love you guys. I start every Monday Wednesday and Friday work days with y'all say hi to Frankie's follicles for me

2:18.3

Well, we will do that for sure Brian with a Y you cannot steal Chrissy and not anybody could do a mediocre podcast

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