Tornado Cellars (w/Chelcie Lynn)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Trailer tornadoes, smoking vs vaping, attracting men, truck nuts, and camping chairs… On the net, it’s a positive ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative 632 Fogg St, Ste 10 Nashville, TN 37203 ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC 3/22 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/13 - Tulsa, OK 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL 4/26 - Tampa, FL 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/1 - Sarasota, FL 5/3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS GLORIFY: Get a 14 day free trial when you visit https://glorify-app.com/netpositive ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	Both of my parents were Methods.
0:01.9	Really?
0:02.4	Yeah.
0:03.3	Methodist?
0:03.7	Oh, yeah, baby, Net Positive episode 142 back in the game, baby, I'm sitting in the interview chair.
0:19.5	You know what that means. What does that mean? Well, she's off camera. She'm sitting in the interview chair. You know what that means.
0:21.0	What does that mean?
0:21.9	Well, she's off camera.
0:23.0	She's sitting silently.
0:24.1	Thank you.
0:24.7	You're sitting silently off camera.
0:26.1	Don't, but don't talk.
0:27.6	We're just going to talk amongst the three of us for, you know, five, ten minutes, and then we'll get to you.
0:32.8	I'm just kidding.
0:34.1	You said people think that?
0:35.3	Yeah, bro. There's been comments. How? I don't know, man.
0:39.0	There's people not listen to podcasts?
0:40.6	I don't know, man.
0:41.6	If we do a guest, we do the intro, we talk about it, and then we, and then we, so we're
0:46.6	then we do this.
0:47.7	But we've already done the pod.
0:49.1	Right.
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