We Don’t Have To Do This (w/Aaron Weber)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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0:00.0	Is Catholic, like, Jewish?
0:02.1	No.
0:02.6	Hold on.
0:03.0	Hold on.
0:03.1	142, baby.
0:11.9	I'm wearing the camo pants, bro.
0:15.2	You are wearing the camo pants.
0:17.0	I've been bullied for them before.
0:17.7	Yep.
0:18.0	I've been bullied for them before, and I'm back.
0:19.9	Yep.
0:20.4	And I, you know why?
0:22.0	Why?
0:22.4	Because I actually have these boot cut jeans and I threw them out.
0:26.2	Okay.
0:26.7	Because I didn't like the way they said.
0:29.1	But these, a lot of people have been bullied me about my apparel because they got paint on them.
0:36.0	Who was in here that said made fun of these?
0:38.8	Chris Jansen.
0:39.1	Chris Jensen was, yeah.
0:40.1	Yeah.
0:40.7	But I saw a video of Kane Brown, and he was wearing these exact jeans.
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