All My Neighbors

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Grape juice, worship symphonies, Left-leaning boats, and Walmart body cams… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative 632 Fogg St, Ste 10 Nashville, TN 37203 ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/24-26 Raleigh, NC 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC 3/22 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/13 - Tulsa, OK 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL 4/26 - Tampa, FL 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/1 - Sarasota, FL 5/3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MOSH: Save 20% off plus FREE shipping on the Best-Sellers Trial Pack at moshlife.com/NETPOSITIVE MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE BLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	What would the John Christ bar vibe be?
0:04.0	Well, you go to the bar and order a sprite and you wink at them, put two shots of Tito's in there.
0:14.0	Net positive episode 141.
0:21.6	Is it 151? Is that alcohol?
0:24.6	151 rum, Bacardi, that's the, uh, 151 rum.
0:28.6	151 rum. Yep. What is that Malibu, something?
0:31.6	Yeah, I think it's Malibu.
0:33.6	Yeah, Malibu.
0:34.6	I'm trying to think of something that associates every single, every single podcast episode,
0:40.0	but I don't have anything for 141, but I do got 151.
0:42.8	Yeah, 151 rum, Malibu juice.
0:46.0	Yeah, shout out to the Tech 9 fans.
0:48.4	Yeah.
0:48.8	I don't think.
0:49.2	We've talked about Tech 9 before on the pod.
0:50.9	Yeah.
0:51.2	Welcome in, everybody.
0:52.1	What up?
0:53.6	Net positive episode 141.
0:55.6	No guest today.
0:56.3	I'm sitting in the studio, new set, by the way.
0:59.1	You look cozy.
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