I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton and this is Celebrity Met More Book Club.

The podcast where we venture into territories unknown, nobody's ever even charted them.

I swear to God no one on earth has ever picked up a Celebrity memoir so we do it.

We venture into the pages, we figure out what's there and then we relay the information to you.

And if you do not like our mapping of these details, cartography, if you don't think that we're

the Magellan you've always hoped for, then how about you go be your own discoverer?

I loved that. Thank you so much. That was one of your better ones.

Thank you. And Ashley, do we have any notes for them? Do we have any notes for you guys?

We've been listening to how you've been listening and we have some feedback.

Keep up the great work. We have live shows. If you want extra credit on the homework of

listening to this podcast, come to the show. Toronto is fully sold out.

Yeah. I think the first Chicago day is fully sold out. There's a second Chicago day.

Things are moving quite along. DC I think you might have like five tickets left to snap up.

It's gonna be a fun time. Minneapolis, Philly, Denver, Nashville, Atlanta,

San Francisco. We've got a ton of more so excited. We're stitching up the show. We can't wait to

meet. We can't wait to greet you. We love you so much. Oh, and also I think we have like five or

six of the limited edition ugly scroll in the world of tax sweatshirts. So if you want one, yeah,

there's a couple sweatshirts left. I actually wear my full set a lot. Me too. And then people will be

like, are you from that podcast? And I'm like wearing my old merch. I'm like, oh, me? No.

But Ashley, if you were a celebrity and you were running that more, what would you call last week's

chapter? I would call it if at first you don't succeed. You'll probably fail again, but keep

saying you're doing it. Can I say? Yeah. I know you're kidding, but I actually do think that's

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