I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton and this is Celebrity Memor Book Club, Home of the Brave and Land of the opinionated.

Hell yeah baby, gosh bless something. America, it's a country. Undeniable and one thing that is true here is that two girls are allowed to be bitchy on a podcast and you are free to listen or not listen.

And act your rights and only do what you want to do. Listen or don't listen. Ain't that the truth?

And have a frickin' ice cold beer and do fireworks in your neighbor's backyard. But keep your fingers behind your back.

Yeah, fireworks out the mouth. That's the safest place to do it.

And I hope you have one of those popsicles that is three colors.

Oh God bless. Anyway, Ash. Yes, Claire. Do we have anything to tell the people?

Well, aside from us doing a tour of this fair country in the coming months. And Canada. And Canada.

Other than that, I'm excited to see you. Happy we're here. Summer time baby and the living is easy.

If you were to write a memoir about your life, what would you write a last week's chapter?

Frivolous girl in a frivolous world.

Hell yeah, tell me about that.

I am at the height of wedding planning, wedding picking. I'm getting shirts by the dozen trying them all on.

I'm getting shoes. I just did my wedding dress fittings last night for my wedding dress and my after party dress.

Oh, the shoes I got were unanimously panned. The way that people were just the denim coming out of their mouths.

The attendees of the fitting?

Yeah, they were like, those are the ugliest fucking shoes and you have to take them off.

We can't look anymore. Someone had espadrilles on them. They're like, put these on anything other than what you've got.

Did you have pictures?

It was those silver, silver, white, and shoes. But the problem is it like clashed with the color of the dress color theory.

And it made them look very cheap, which I understand. Luckily, I got them for very cheap.

So no harm, no foul. But now I got a new pair of shoes.

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