Can't lose all my heart and some time I guess I'll give you one mile out of one mile out of my ugly face

Baby, just ask me

I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton

And this is Celebrity Memoir Book Club

Where we are pouring a fine, fine glass of your favorite memoirs

And you can taste them and experience them through our words

And if you don't like it, send the bottle back, read the book yourself

And if you do like it, well come on in, actually this book title is not about wine, this was about liquor

But I'm still doing the wine metaphor

You guys ever had ever clear? That's what this podcast is, it'll fuck you up, man

You take one sip of us and you're fucking down and out for days

You'll never experience life the same, you'll make mistakes, you'll regret till you die

This podcast is jungle juice, mostly spit

Cheers to story about me, I was in a big drinker in high school as I to this day I'm not

And when I went to college, my friend was like, oh are you drinking now? And I was like, yeah, I'm in college

And they're like, oh, what's your favorite alcohol? And I was like, I love jungle juice

And this is my friend who had gone to NYU and she was like, I'm getting really into old fashion

So I was like, I love whatever they put in that giant container in the middle of a room

Is it mostly nerd's rope? That's what fucks me up

Anyway, Ashley, we remind people of the shows we're doing

Washington, DC, the show sold out

But we were like, no, we can't stop there

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