Top Golf Mansion

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

It's time to clear the docket with Guest Bailiff Jean Grae! Jean and Judge Hodgman discuss beans on display, grammar correcting, Top Golf competition, wedding dress donating, and complicated pizza math!

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0:00.0	Hello! And welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! And hello! And welcome! And welcome!
0:11.6	To you! To you! No, don't go away! Please come in! No! What? Welcome!
0:17.2	Welcome! Oh, no, you know that wouldn't go wrong. No, that wouldn't continue. No, no. Yes. Everyone else come.
0:22.0	Everyone only you, the listener. Yes. Not the other ones. The people around you who are not listening.
0:28.2	Send them away. Not welcome! Not invited. Not welcome! Not welcome and welcome. Do the judge John
0:36.2	Hodgman podcasts. Who are you? I'm Guest Bay with Gene Gray again by Popular Demands.
0:44.4	You know what I say? Guest Bay with Gene Ye. Right? That's going to confuse even more people.
0:52.1	I don't want to erase your very name. Gene Gray is the name. Do you know how many
0:58.1	times people type my name is Gene Greer? Yeah. I'm not talking, you know, maybe you might be
1:08.4	dyslexic or something. Not shout out to all my dyslexics out there. Right. No, it's just a common error.
1:15.2	Jane Greer. Jen. I type my name is Jen Greer a lot. Sure. Just because I type it fast. So Gene Ye.
1:22.0	I'm okay. I still get a fair amount of J.O.H.N.s. Joan Hodgman. That happens quite a bit.
1:30.9	Gene Gray is spelled J-E-A-N. Yeah. Space. G-R-A-E. Learn how to spell it. I picked it that way.
1:40.0	Not because of copyright issues. No, not at all. Because of symmetry. Visual symmetry.
1:47.2	Oh. The E-A-E. I like the way it looks. Gene, G-R-A-E. Gray, we have some cases on the docket.
1:55.8	Are we ducking in dockets? Let's dunk in dockets. We're in the chambers. We're going to duck in
2:02.4	docket. Yeah, we're going to serve some dunks on these dockets. Here's the case from Edward. Oh,
2:08.4	boy. While attending grad school in Keen. Keen. New Hampshire. New Hampshire. I know it's New Hampshire.
2:18.7	I just wanted to know. It's Keen. Keen. K-E-E-N-E. First off, it doesn't have enough flair. It's
2:25.1	pride month. I'm starting it again. While attending grad school in Kenay, New Hampshire, I made many
2:31.6	life-long friends. After I left, they were all hiking one day and talking about me. They then
2:37.5	found a can of baked beans frozen in a lake and sent it to me as a lovely momentum. This can make
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