Hello and welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

I'm guest Baylifjean Gray sitting in for Jesse Thorn.

This week, hear spray.

Caitan Richard bought their house a few years ago

and have been spending a lot of time fixing it up.

Cait believes that a paint sprayer will solve a lot of her problems,

but Richard is concerned about adding that tool to their collection.

Who's right? Who's wrong?

Only one can decide.

Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom

and presents an obscure cultural reference.

What I do usually, I will say,

look at that Almighty paint and look at that Almighty brush.

And when I talk like that, automatically I boost my inside.

When you sign that Almighty painting,

you hear the thunder in the sky,

you hear the echo from mountain to mountain,

you become the Almighty Creator.

Next to God or whatever is you.

Have that in your mind.

Then it is easy, very easy to live.

Guest Baylifjean Gray, hello, please swear in the litigants.

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