Pico de Trial

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Andrew brings the case against his wife, Marilyn. Marilyn is entering a salsa competition at her work. When Andrew noticed her browsing the internet for potential salsa recipes, he accused her of cheating. But Marilyn doesn’t see the problem. Who’s right? Who’s wrong?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.
0:04.5	I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorn this week.
0:07.0	Pico did trial.
0:08.8	Andrew brings the case against his wife, Marilyn.
0:11.4	Marilyn is entering a salsa competition at her work.
0:14.9	When Andrew noticed her browsing the internet for potential salsa recipes, he accused her
0:20.4	of cheating.
0:21.4	But Marilyn doesn't see the problem.
0:24.0	Who's right?
0:25.0	Who's wrong?
0:26.0	Only one can decide.
0:27.8	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:32.5	reference.
0:33.5	Oh, hey, Judge Hodgman, what do you think of when you think of Superman?
0:39.2	Superman?
0:40.2	Well, first, I think he's an immigrant.
0:43.7	And second, I think he's a force for good, as I believe most immigrants are.
0:48.5	Bailiff Jesse Thorn, please swear them in.
0:50.8	Andrew and Marilyn, please rise and raise your right hands.
0:54.0	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help
0:57.4	you God or whatever?
0:58.4	Absolutely.
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