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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2022

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

 The boys riff on the stupid shit that makes you very mad, the kid that did the worm at every bar mitzvah, and hear from a listener that's been getting topped off by t-ball moms. Plus a bunch more of your questions and suggestions.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I saw a TikTok hold up. We're all on TikTok. I thought it was a clock. Yes

0:05.8

I saw that it is cheaper for retirement to live on a cruise ship than it is to actually retire

0:12.2

I mean huh. Yeah, what's that?

0:16.4

Who needs mail? You're 76. Yeah, you're post-maintene to fucking blue to though. That is true. Hot when do you think you're cutting off on?

0:24.2

I've done piping never

0:26.2

Hmm probably a couple months. Yeah, it's annoying. It's forever annoying. Hortening. This is like, hey, can I do my fucking

0:35.9

What would you rather lose forever? Or not have a hand cream for being hungry?

0:40.2

A hand cream. I know. No, no, no. The hand cream you're like from

0:45.0

I don't know 1912. What would you what's what's worse being hungry? I've been horny

0:49.0

Hungry hungry gone forever. Yeah, yeah gone forever. Yeah, I'd rather just be horned up consistently

0:58.6

Well, God. Yeah, I don't know man. Because then you got to go home regroup

1:03.0

A lot of jerk it off, but what's quicker to make something in the air fryer or the jerk you're cock

1:08.8

Depends on where the what mood I'm in. That's what I'm saying. Right, but you're like eat like you're in the middle of editing

1:15.0

Something right and you're like God, I just need I just got to get it out of me real quick

1:19.8

It's a quicker to get a few bites to eat or get a few things to beat your cock

1:24.8

I think it's a quicker to get a few things to eat if you just got a spoon of peanut butter. Yeah, it's jerk

1:29.1

And not just a spoon of peanut butter for your dog

1:32.4

Um, it's close you could put two and two together on that. I wouldn't argue that. I would agree on that

1:37.8

I did a dismorning. I was like I don't have anything to have no food in the house

1:41.6

I have old eggs half of a pie and fruit flies. I got nothing to eat

1:46.4

Nothing to eat. Yeah, there's just went in spoon and pillow peanut butter

1:49.5

It was so sad that Greta was thought she was getting a treat because every time I take our peanut butter

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