176: The Cum Quick Challenge

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2022

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on Trevor's cum quick challenge, how Michael lost his booty virginity, and how Trev has a devoted following on WikiFeet. They also help a listener navigate a new relationship and try to figure out why friends can't help eachother bang.

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0:35.2	in your ass?
0:39.0	Hey, we're in. There's so much stuff on the table right now. No, no, what do you mean? No,
0:44.0	no, what do you mean? What's what is the problem around stuff on the table? Zero stuff or just water?
0:48.6	Candle, water, we used to have a candle. A candle. We used to have a candle. There's no way
0:54.4	this way. Yes, we did. Gabriel, we used to have a candle. A podcast. The sift socks.
0:58.1	Yeah, yeah. You're apartment. Yeah, it was really nice. Yeah, I think you'd think we're just
1:03.2	hectic. There's a pandemic going on and it was like we got to get a pandemic. Yeah. Whoa,
1:08.9	hot take. You know what's crazy? What is? Can you go ahead? What? I was going to say, can you have a
1:14.7	cold take? It's a Sesame Street. What if it was on the ball of art? Cold take. Room temp take.
1:20.0	Room temp take. That's a podcast. I would like to start room temp take. Room temp take. I'm starting it.
1:26.8	Good. Well, I already have the IP for it. Room temp take and I don't care. If you're going to
1:31.3	IP intellectual property, no one knows what it is, right? Intellectual property. Is my girlfriend's
1:35.6	vagina my intellectual property? Are you guys married? No. Then no. Yeah. Because she could go out
1:41.0	and lend her IP to somebody else. Even if you're married, you can do that. True. Yeah, they don't
1:46.6	care. That's crazy. I think once you get married, your private parts should just stop working towards
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