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Cinephobe

Count The Dings

Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

5 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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0:00.0	The reason I was late, my barber, not a voice, but when my barber starts talking,
0:09.0	you know how we always ask like bar rescue, how do these people end up with bars and shit?
0:14.0	My barber was legitimately telling me his plans.
0:18.1	It's like, I'm going to open.
0:19.0	And I said, man, I was just talking to my friend
0:20.8	who does is talking about Chelsea. He said, man, even the best places, me like 5%.
0:26.6	5% is the profit margin. Like most places that are in business year after year, somewhere
0:32.5	between 2 and 3%. And then below that, it's like you may break even, you may lose money, you may go out of business, right?
0:40.1	And he says to me, yeah, but what type of place is those?
0:43.3	Those are like sit down places.
0:45.5	I'm going to do a hot dog place because it's low overhead and big profit margins on it.
0:52.6	And so is it going to be a clown mouth in the middle of a parking lot?
0:58.0	Yeah.
1:00.9	Do I wear a little dressed like a clown too?
1:03.2	What's that?
1:03.8	Once bitten, right?
1:04.8	Once bitten, yeah.
1:06.9	And so he's telling me about this.
1:08.7	And, and I'm like, got to get somewhere, man.
1:14.1	Yeah.
1:14.4	I don't want to be, yeah, the problem with the barber is you really are held hostage.
1:19.9	You have to entertain every conversation.
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