Cinephobe Ep 280: The Shadow

Cinephobe

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Film Reviews

5 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2025

⏱️ 114 minutes

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0:00.0	This podcast contains mature content, explicit language, suggestive situations, and partial to full frontal nudity. Listener discretion is advised. Don't let your kids listen to this. I feel like we're on a little bit of a run on to the pove of we have blank at home. Oh, yeah. Now, do you think it's just because we got into that joke? Snacky really ran with that meme for a minute and it's gotten into our head. So now we see it more. Is it one of those situations? I think so. No, these movies are clearly rip-offs of other more successful movies. Incredible. Look, the shadow, I get that it came first, but that movie didn't come first. No.
0:39.0	They definitely stole a bunch of shit.
0:41.1	The Shadow has a concept came first.
0:44.0	Yeah, that's an interesting thing that I was thinking about as well.
0:49.0	If Batman stole shit from you and then you make a movie after Batman came out, but the problem is, is that you'd have to be like, what years old yeah to know the shadow came first originally
0:56.4	when the movie came out well the music from batman didn't come first the music from
1:00.6	batman they didn't invent that that's a great point they sure took it oh Let's give it a quick test of the instruments.
1:22.0	All right, I think we're ready to go.
1:26.0	Pitiful ruins the movie watching experience for good. This is so bad. I would watch this every day. Buddy, I could not possibly be high enough to make this movie work. I realize that we're watching these movies in vastly different ways. Don't act like you're fucking disappointed. I am disappointed. Come on. Let's go, guys. I'm missing the askers. I'm still horny, so I'm not gonna fob it. I didn't fucking understand anything. You leave this movie, hyped as fuck and chittery. Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee. I was thirsty. I'm thirsty. I don't know about you, but I'm thirsty as fuck.
2:01.2	It went out my nose.
2:02.6	I threw up and I almost peed on myself all at once.
2:06.6	Forget about it.
2:07.9	This is really beginning to get on my tits.
2:09.9	Shlap yak ma beat.
2:11.7	The yaki problem?
2:13.9	Hit the go!
2:15.4	Deceptive captions, to say the least.
2:17.4	Oh my God.
2:18.3	Captions are way off.
2:19.3	They lied, left and right.
2:20.3	Wouldn't write horror if their life depended on it.
2:23.3	Yeah.
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