Cinephobe Ep 281: War of the Worlds

Cinephobe

Count The Dings

Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

5 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 111 minutes

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0:00.0	This podcast contains mature content, explicit language, suggestive situations, and partial to full frontal nudity.
0:06.1	Listener discretion is advised.
0:07.7	Don't let your kids listen to this.
0:10.9	Look at this photograph is basically like watching this movie.
0:15.1	This is watching this movie.
0:17.0	This shot right here.
0:18.5	Well, there's a lot more typing and...
0:20.3	Okay, click, click, click, click.
0:21.4	Done. A lot more typing and other windows and... Here, FaceTime me. Do you have a YouTube of CNN open at all time? What? In the corner. How quickly... What about the BBC? Did that news spread? ABC News? Any of them? How quickly did it spread? Who's the leak? Anytime anything happens in this movie.
0:39.0	There is a published news story. news? Any of them? How quickly did it spread? Who's the leak? Anytime anything happens in this movie.
0:39.0	There is a published news story. It's immediate. Immediately. And it's trending on Twitter.
0:45.3	Immediately. It's a cosmic mix of the action of the 90s combined with the exploitation films of the 70s.
0:52.2	But with modern touches, it's hyperviolence, but it knows that it is.
0:56.0	It's a little bit Tarantino.
0:58.0	It's definitely a little bit Michael Mann.
1:00.0	It's kind of a cosmic gumbo.
1:03.0	It almost moves to the beat of jazz. The
1:13.6	The White people are genetically inferior, or they're culturally crippled, or they're socially deprived.
1:39.3	How come God couldn't make everyone one color?
1:42.3	Like ten.
1:43.3	I wish I'd fucked a black broad before I got married.
1:45.9	I could really feel 400 years of oppression and anger in every pelvic crust.
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