TOP 12 PHONE TAP 2017: Sage and the Limo Driver (#9)

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2017

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Prepared to be CREEPED OUT of your pants. Sage Willowbrooke is back. He's our resident soft-spoken weirdo and today, Sage is planning a "special event" and needs to hire a limo driver who won't ask too many questions. Let's...

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
0:06.6	Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,
0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
0:19.3	Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their flight.
0:23.4	Amazon Music Unlimited now includes Audible.
0:25.8	No way.
0:26.4	Download the Amazon Music app now to start listening.
0:29.2	Terms apply.
0:30.3	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:32.2	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:34.4	Only on moving 92.5.
0:37.4	Hello? Hi, I was looking for Blake. I I'm moving 92.5.
0:40.4	Hello? Hi, I was looking for Blake.
0:47.9	This is he? Hi, Blake. My name is Sage Willowbrook, and I just got off the phone with your boss, Tony.
0:51.7	He said that you were going to be my limo driver this Friday.
0:58.0	Oh, okay, great. Nice to meet you, Sage. Well, it's nice to meet you, too.
1:04.9	He gave me your phone number so I could go over some of the particular details. Yeah, absolutely. Sure,
1:12.6	whatever you need. So willing. I like that. I just want to let you know that I'm going to be the only one you're driving that night. It's just going to be me. Okay. Well, if it's just you, I mean, I'd probably
1:17.8	recommend a smaller limousine. These typically hold, you know, 10 to 12 people. Oh, no, no. Thank you,
1:23.2	though. I definitely need all that space. I plan on utilizing every inch that's given to me.
1:30.3	Waste not want not. Waste not want not.
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