It is time for your brand new phone tap.

And in the past, I've done a series of phone taps called To Catch a Cheater. Yes. I've actually done four of them where somebody finds out that their significant other is being unfaithful to them. So then they email me and ask me to catch them in their lie. Love it. So I do. Yeah, people love it. I enjoy it. The only person who doesn't love it is the person who gets caught. Well, obviously, yeah.

None of them ever end well, but it's a good way to expose them because they're obviously doing bad things and their partner knows it already. Well, today's phone tap is a little bit like that where a couple is already broken up. And one of our listeners wants me to test his ex-girlfriend to see if she would make the morally correct decision when she's presented with temptation.

You'll find out what happens right now in your brand new phone tap.

It's another jubal phone tap.

And weekday mornings on the 20s.

Only I'm moving 92.5.

Hello.

Hi there. My name is Colby Sazirac and I'm calling from the Ack Unclaimed Funds Department.

I was looking for Joe or Denise.

Uh, I'm Denise.

The reason for my call is that we sent out a few emails regarding unclaimed funds, but didn't get a response, so I'm following up.

Um, okay, I didn't get any emails. Like, do you have my information?

Well, yes, but I don't need anything from you. I just want to inform you or Joe that you have money waiting.

Look, I don't know what kind of scam you're pulling here, but I'm not buying anything, so...

I promise you this is not a scam.

I work at the unclaimed funds department for the sht.

We just handle lost money, mostly from savings

or checking accounts that have been abandoned,

or stocks, un-cash dividends, things like that.

I just call on to let you know that you have money waiting for you.

And it's over $1,500.

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