Top 10 Slogans For Atheism

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🗓️ 22 June 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Join God, Jesus and Santa for another rollicking live episode recorded on twitch.tv/thegodpod. First, God delivers the TOP TEN SLOGANS FOR ATHEISTS! Jeopardy contestant heathens can’t answer a simple question, satanic products at Hobby Lobby lead to boycott, and Megan Fox accused of witchcraft by a huge weirdo. Also, cracker barrel has fallen! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the godpa has anyone here been to cracker barrel Santa cracker barrel jeans boots with the fur
0:13.8	Yeah, and what's this one feeding the odds okay wow, it's all I wish there was one embarrassing book on it
0:21.0	Yeah, I like how I like controlling the dimension. Yeah, like or like controlling your record breaking diarrhea
0:30.0	Something just like
0:33.7	Hey Jesus how come we didn't hang out yesterday from father's day
0:41.0	So about that I was calling somebody daddy, but it wasn't you
1:00.4	Welcome to the godpa the divine realm where gods discuss the complexities of existence weed and dildos
1:09.2	I'm god thanks so much for joining me on this show once again
1:13.3	We've got a fun show for you today
1:16.8	We've got the top 10 slogans for atheism world news
1:22.3	God and Jesus and Santa watch Fox News ask God and
1:27.4	Yeah, that's that's about it. It's gonna be fun. You can join our
1:32.7	Free discord channel. You can support the show by following us on
1:37.2	Twitch or YouTube at the god pod you can
1:41.7	Support us by falling us on patreon.com slash god pod
1:47.7	And all those wonderful things, but I'm here today with Jesus and
1:53.2	Santa what's up Jesus? What's up Santa?
1:58.3	Hey old Saint Nick. Hey God
2:00.9	Merry Monday
2:03.1	Merry
2:04.4	Merry Monday happy pride Santa looks like he's already melting. Happy Juneteen. Yeah, you too stream. Yes
2:13.6	Hello, everybody here live too, and we're live on Twitch with our
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