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🗓️ 19 June 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Mary Mags returns to rejoice in the rewards of the wicked with God, discuss Trump’s indictment, hope boners, Pat Robertson still being dead, and conservatives' Top Ten Whataboutism Defenses Of Trump. Join God and Mary as they struggle to watch Fox News together. They discuss a Russian global cyber attack, Dems and anti-trumpers uniting, and polls for the presidential race in 2024. Mary gets nothing but love on ‘Listener Feedback.’ And don’t miss Blessings and Smites!!! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today, on The Godfather, Hope is an essential part of every boner.
0:06.4	Yes, what does the good book say?
0:09.0	It says what. Hope is the absence of things not seen yet wished for, something like that.
0:15.2	Things you didn't know you were going to say when you woke up.
0:17.6	Hope is an essential ingredient of every boner.
0:23.2	Here's your top 10 what about us in defenses of Trump?
0:25.8	You've probably heard these all week. Number one, what about Hillary?
0:30.2	Number two, what about Biden?
0:33.2	Number three, what about Hunter Biden?
0:38.0	Pat Robertson died, ding dong the wits is dead.
0:41.7	The Bible does say rejoice in the reward of the wicked.
0:44.7	And if the reward is he doesn't get to do earth anymore, that's fine.
0:49.4	I will no longer speak that man's name.
0:59.9	Oh, what about him?
1:04.2	Hi everyone, welcome to The Godfather, where we discuss the big questions of life
1:10.0	and try to smite Republicans.
1:13.6	I'm God, thank you so much for joining me on the show once again.
1:16.9	We've got a fun show for you today.
1:18.4	I've got a top 10 list.
1:20.2	Top 10 what about excuses?
1:22.7	Republicans are using to defend Trump.
1:26.3	We've got world news.
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