A New Commandment For Billionaires

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. A New Commandment For Billionaires Satan joins God live on twitch.tv/thegodpod to discuss Jim Gaffigan, onomatopoeias, flaccid horns, ethically sourced organic porn, and the Top 10 Dumbest Ways To Die. Satan teaches everyone about the wonders of birdwatching and grilling. God and Satan then descend into Fox News Hell to judge the "Faith" and "Freedom" Hypocrisy Conference, featuring Carl "death warmed over" Rove. God sprinkles a list of people who are not dead yet throughout the episode, so make sure to write them down because there will be a test next week. And last but not least, God’s New Commandment for billionaires!!! WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The Godfather, we were the ones that helped fund the Titan.
0:07.0	I'm going to be in lawsuits with Bango Bango for years to come.
0:11.0	Wait, stop.
0:12.0	You were funding that company Oceangate?
0:14.0	Look, the guy is a convincing guy.
0:16.0	He said I want to break rules and I said,
0:18.0	I don't think this is going to work out.
0:20.0	I'm giving you $300 million.
0:25.0	Is watching porn really harmful as many of your Christian followers claim?
0:29.0	Hey, just watch out what porn you're watching.
0:31.0	You know, because some porn, you know, some isn't a sex slavery.
0:36.0	Watch ethically sourced.
0:38.0	Farm to table.
0:39.0	Organic porn.
0:40.0	Yeah.
0:43.0	I'm going to smite Fox News in general.
0:46.0	That was awful.
0:47.0	That was really, really awful to watch.
0:49.0	But watching it together, you know, we can survive it.
0:52.0	We got through it together.
0:53.0	It was like Frodo and Sam walking through Mordor.
1:00.0	We're all dead.
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