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Simon Mayo's Confessions

Top 10 Confessions Countdown 2025 - Part Two

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Despite Simon being sick at home the countdown continues. Join Simon Mayo and the Confessional Collective as they dive into part two of the 2025 Top 10 Confessions Countdown!

In this hilarious episode, prepare for a wild ride as we unveil confessions that span from a disastrous wedding encounter involving a Swedish impersonation to the chaos of student social work, a Cluedo cad, a passport mix up —and even a shocking tale of questionable gardening practices!

With plenty of laughter and a few gasps along the way, you won’t want to miss the antics that Max, Jason, Inga, anonymous and Colin have to share.

Shocking, hilarious and jaw-dropping in equal measure..

Tune in, and don’t forget, if you have your own confession, send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

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