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Simon Mayo's Confessions
Bauer Media
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2026
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
Step into the confessional as Simon Mayo rings in 2026 with fresh confessions that are sure to tickle your funny bone.
This week, meet the Fate Day Felon, who makes a questionable choice at a summer fate. Prepare for unexpected twists with Ridders’ mix-up on a film set that leaves everyone in stitches. Plus Larry's supermarket debacle leads to an embarrassing misunderstanding and Andrew's cringeworthy hotel tipping experience—one he won't soon forget!
Expect plenty of hilarity, surprising revelations, and a healthy dose of forgiveness.
Tune in, and don’t forget to share your own confessions at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!
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