The fright before Christmas & other tales
Simon Mayo's Confessions
Bauer Media
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Get ready for a jolly good time with Simon Mayo’s Confessions in this festive Christmas Eve special!
Join Simon and the Confessional Collective as they dive into side-splitting confessions, starting with Nick's cheeky tale of chocolate temptation, Ollie shares his Christmas Eve shopping disaster that transforms Waitrose into a hilariously chaotic scene with bouncing cranberries and unexpected guests. Plus, don’t miss Jane's uproarious Boxing Day escapade that involves a daring run in nothing but boxers! It’s a festive blend of laughter, forgiveness, and holiday spirit you won’t want to miss.
Have a confession of your own? Share it with us at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!
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