Too Many Stick Insects
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Disturbing psychological conditions, Disney cruises and the obscenity of billionaires. Variety is the spice of life.
Plus, there’s plenty of love around here for Harry Hill and plenty of time to marvel at the sheer number of species out there. Remember, there are always more armadillos than you think.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Luke and Pete show with me, Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:12.6 | I'm Mr. Lukie Moore. |
| 0:13.7 | No, but Simon Bates and Kid Jensen, for those people listen. |
| 0:15.8 | Exactly. |
| 0:16.6 | You've definitely got more of the Jensen about him, about him and you. |
| 0:20.5 | So you know what it was? |
| 0:21.4 | It's the blonde hair. |
| 0:22.3 | David Kidd Jensen. |
| 0:23.4 | We ended the last show. |
| 0:25.3 | We'll let pick through the Kairns. |
| 0:26.5 | We record the last show quite soon before this one. |
| 0:30.7 | And we talked about David before this one. |
| 0:31.9 | It's a baffling sentence. |
| 0:34.1 | I'm getting worse because I barely breathe. |
| 0:36.2 | I'm losing oxygen to my brain, which makes me even more scatty. Which is the size of a walnut. It's like a diplodocus brain. It's like a walnut whip. Yeah. Oh, which does look like a brain. You probably think, but at least it's got a lot of firing neurons. Yeah. It hasn't. No. Did you see that dog that, uh, you see that dog that, um, had no brain? |
| 0:55.8 | Yeah. It was like the, the, the, the, for some reason it was like doing, I think it was having seizures or something and they did a brain scan and they were like, he's got no brain, just fluid. How was he able to do all the stuff that he does? But it turns out, yeah, it doesn't The way that the brain can sort of rewire itself is fascinating. |
| 1:11.1 | It's about this stuff like Donald Trump, somebody's just like, |
| 1:13.5 | all his frontal lobes gone, so he's just like... Yeah, it doesn't need... The way that the brain can sort of rewire itself is fascinating. Is that about this stuff like Donald Trump's a way? |
| 1:12.6 | He's just like, all his frontal lobes gone, so he's just like, |
| 1:15.6 | everything is just input and output. |
| 1:17.6 | Everything's just output. |
| 1:18.6 | And he doesn't have any filter anymore. |
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