Always Smell the Beef
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Pete’s been to Paris and it’s making everyone very depressed, and not because of envy. The man is self-admittedly awful at booking things.
On an equally cheery note, the guys discuss the limits of their animal-killing capacities, as well as those of train drivers. Also, worming a cat is no joke. Happy Monday everyone.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, we're spitting out the window of a Rangerover, |
| 0:09.8 | where Peter and Locke on the look of a peacho. |
| 0:12.6 | Nice. |
| 0:13.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:13.7 | Wasn't he expecting it? |
| 0:14.7 | A Jeremy Carragher tribute in the style of a Scottish singer. |
| 0:18.3 | Was it definitely a Ranger Rover? |
| 0:19.6 | I think so. |
| 0:20.4 | Okay. |
| 0:20.8 | I think so, yes. I can't slag off Jeremy Carrague because I know him to be a nice singer. Was it definitely a Rangerover? I think so. Okay. I think so, yes. |
| 0:21.7 | I can't slag off Jeremy Carriger because I know him to be a nice man. |
| 0:24.3 | He made a mistake and he's also in my... |
| 0:26.4 | Is that a mistake? |
| 0:27.8 | I think he lost his temper, didn't he? |
| 0:30.3 | Lost his temper, didn't he? |
| 0:30.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.7 | But he's regularly in my Twitter DMs. |
| 0:33.9 | So I can't... And he's nice. Go on. Nice guy. Just about to... |
| 0:38.0 | Like a coiled spring. |
| 0:39.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.7 | About to go. |
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