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The Luke and Pete Show

Peter, it’s Paella Time

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Funny, Comedian, Pete Donaldson, Personal Journals, Best Podcast, Society & Culture, Conversation, Luke Moore, Top Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Comedians, Interview, Jokes

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Mr Donaldson’s just got in from another European trip, this time to the land of tapas and seashell-adorned buildings. Today’s topics include punctuation, close calls with rental car companies and the death of the Metaverse. Plus, loads of limestone might be cheaper than you think.


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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.


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0:00.0

It's the Luca Pitchell, with me, Pete Hsu, and Mr. Makes Exceedingly Good Kicks, Moor.

0:18.4

How are you doing?

0:18.8

That's me.

0:19.4

I'm all right, thanks.

0:20.3

I've got a little username on my log in, which is Mr. Kipling, because we were talking about Mr. Kipping on the Ramble this last week, so I thought I'd lean into it. Any particular favourite, Mr. Kipling? I like his French fancies, which is so euphemistically kind of, you just know for a fact that nobody is thinking they're in any way fancy.

0:41.4

By where they've got themselves French fancies.

0:43.8

I reckon when they first were launched, they were probably seen as quite fancy and quite content.

0:47.8

Like a chicken key.

0:48.5

Like a chicken.

0:50.3

But it's just too, it's just too generic French fancies. Yeah, popular culture is

0:55.1

overtaking them now. Yeah. You may as well just call them European pissabouts.

1:00.2

European, European, European, twattery. You know what I mean? French fancies. It's too,

1:04.7

it's too generic. It doesn't describe what it actually is. No, it's not that French. Speaking of

1:10.1

continental Europe, though, you're fresh off the plane, aren't you?

1:13.4

I'm continental strength, yeah.

1:14.6

I walk up in Barcelona under the shadows of the old...

1:19.7

I was planned, right?

1:21.2

Yeah, it wasn't planned.

1:22.3

It wasn't going on an incredible bender that got me to Barcelona, which, to be fair,

1:27.3

if I was going to go on a bender,

1:28.3

I'd definitely be going to and from South End Airport because with only two flights a day,

1:33.3

they really do throw you through security quickly.

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