Too Hott To Die (w/ Savannah Chrisley)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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This is the energy we need today, and it is brought to you by Savannah Chrisley. Savannah roasts John's "Canadian tuxedo" for 10 minutes, and talks about her parent's situation, a new boyfriend who is definitely too hot to die, and some advice for John, Alex, and Andrew.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Introducing Savannah Chrisley (6:43)Chrisley's in prison (15:44)Special Forces (35:31)Same haircut (58:29)New boyfriend (1:00:24) ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveJUVLABS: Don't miss out on this opportunity to start your journey towards enhanced mental performance. Unlock your brain's potential and experience the power of Cognitive Switch. Visit juvlabs.com/NETPOSITIVE to get 20% OFFMAGNESIUM BREAKTHROUGH: Don’t miss out on the most relaxing sleep ever with Magnesium Breakthrough. Go to https://magbreakthrough.com/netpositive and use promo code [NETPOSITIVE10] during checkout to SAVE 10%PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the it was a
0:07.8	positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net it's a positive.
0:15.0	Oh, welcome.
0:17.0	Oh, welcome I should you know what it only done I shouldn't have a take right up top
0:27.7	you're like dude John literally say hi first I like it open with the take I don't
0:31.0	like I think I'm over people having nicknames for their crowds.
0:34.1	Just as like as a whole you know more names of crass?
0:38.4	Your adults that follow that like enjoy the content we have. Yeah you don't have a
0:42.3	nickname.
0:43.3	Is this coming from how relevant Taylor Swift is right now?
0:46.8	Is she?
0:47.8	Oh, Swifties?
0:48.3	Oh, no, not really, but I see like, somebody was like, what should we call my fans?
0:52.1	I go, I don't want to be called
0:54.8	anyone else's yeah like a like a I don't want to be an Eric church I like Eric Church yeah
1:00.1	I think unless something like really jumps off the page and it's obvious.
1:03.0	Swifties is cool.
1:04.0	Yeah, I like Swifties.
1:05.0	Yeah. Do it like the Christians or like the followers of Christians.
1:09.0	Or like Christians but Christians are like followers of Christ.
1:13.6	I go, no.
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