Shut Up, Liz

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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John had the weekend off and is coming in hot this week. Emergency Chik Fil A and Liz the restaurant owner. Thank God for the internet. ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:HENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)BEAM DREAM POWDER: If you want to try Beam’s best-selling Dream Powder, take advantage of their biggest sale of the year and get up to 50% OFF for a limited time when you go to shopbeam.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code CYBER at checkout. NEUROHACKER: Qualia Senolytic by Neurohacker. Go to neurohacker.com/NETPOSITIVE for up to $100 OFF and use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for an additional 15% OFFPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	Oh, oh, dang it. Did you know how I feel I was coming hotter when I'm off, I've been off for the week. True. I got, I was not doing stand-up. Pent-up energy. Oh yeah, coming in hot.
0:33.0	This week's episode brought to you by me.
0:35.0	Yeah, dude.
0:36.0	Yeah, I'm on the road.
0:37.0	November, this weekend, Columbus, Ohio, Jol Rockford, and Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
0:44.7	All the shows are stacked.
0:46.2	Back to Canada.
0:47.6	Winnipeg, Edmonton, Calgary, then Reading,
0:51.4	and New York, Pennsylvania, Norfolk, Virginia, Richmond, Virginia,
0:54.8	and Abilene.
0:55.8	D. C. M. B. A. A. That's Spanish for December. We're doing a whole weekend in Phoenix,
1:01.0	Arizona, four and a half shows, I believe, now, maybe five.
1:05.9	December 1, 2, and 3, and then we're going to San Antonio, Austin, Beaumont, and Baton Rouge.
1:11.3	Yep.
1:12.3	Operator, won't you send me on through and then I just released, uh, wait,
1:15.8	when's is coming out tomorrow?
1:17.1	Yep.
1:18.1	10 a.m. when does a pod release?
1:20.1	Tomorrow probably like 6 a.m.
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