You know, you know, you're trying to fuck with the listener.

You try to be nice to the listener.

Then you're mean to the listener.

And then eventually, the listener, like, really likes you.

And then you can date the listener.

That's the thing.

That is the thing.

I don't think we want to date

anyone who's listening to this.

No, I really don't think we do, to be honest.

Imagine, imagine listening to this.

Seriously, imagine like taking the time out of your day to do that.

Yeah, it's a worrying state.

What kind of freak would do that? I don't know, whatever

kind of freaks doing that. Welcome to Trash Future, the podcast, about how the future is trash.

The original three boys, let me hear some names and social media handles. The Garbage Men themselves.

It's me, Milo Edwards. Oh, and me, Charlieo edwards oh and me charlie palmer hi and me riley quinn

who's going to bother giving his social media handle you can find me at ral a l-eh on twitter

yeah you really need to spell that one out yeah i didn't i didn't think that one through

really yeah you can find me at milo underscore edwards if you if you want I didn't, I didn't think that one through, really.

Yeah.

You can find me at Milo underscore Edwards if you, if you want.

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