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Keeping Records

Tony Bennett’s Make-A-Wish (with Colin Rourke)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5726 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

chicago > city of chicago > apartments/housing for rent — North Center spacious 4 bed 2 bath, 4 min walk to Irving Park Brown Line. Lots of natural light. New appliances, in-unit laundry. Guarantors accepted, for immediate move-in. Contact comedian and prince Colin Rourke for more info. Link to video walkthrough. Colin's Artifacts  Rat Race (2001) (audio-visual) Sully Sullenberger (animated character)  The smell of Banana Boat sunscreen (smell) The University of Michigan Senior Musical Theater Department's "Senior Entrance" (audio-visual) Blooper reels of any television show (audio-visual) Follow Colin! Instagram  TikTok Twitter -- Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum original.

0:03.0

In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.

0:20.0

I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who we encounter this voyager.

0:27.7

Now, we're making new records with our friends.

0:31.7

Hello, good-jord, al-Nan-Hanayvich.

0:34.6

We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.

0:42.3

We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.

0:52.3

Hello from the children of planet Earth

0:55.3

oh

0:59.3

well

1:00.3

well well

1:01.5

well well well well well

1:03.0

I almost did a little

1:04.9

I almost did a little welcome bark

1:07.5

but that doesn't make

1:08.6

yeah not yet

1:09.7

no any sense Shelby Caleb how are a welcome bark, but that doesn't make... Yeah. Not yet, babe. Sense.

1:11.8

Shelby.

1:12.8

Caleb.

1:13.8

How are you?

1:15.5

And for once, God, for once in your fucking life.

1:20.4

Be honest.

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