Boil the Frog (with Blaire Erskine)

Keeping Records

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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September 20th, 2021 Dear Diary, Waz up!!!!!! Today Blaire Erskine (you know, comedian and writer on Jimmy Kimmel Live!) came on the podcast to tell us all about what she would blast off into outer space to send to the aliens. We had such a crazy fun time singing along to Leanne Rhymes, Sheryl Crow, Kelly Clarkson, and Pat Monahan (total dreamboat!!!). We watched Dragon Tales, Coyote Ugly and Nurse Jackie, and then Blaire read to us from her diary and guess what!!! She is totally crushing on Nick!!!!!11 Also Billy Baldwin is SUCH a creep!!! N-e way, gtg ttyl! Mom's coming upstairs and it's past lights out!!! Blaire's Artifacts When a Sheryl Crow song comes on at the grocery store and you feel like you’re in a movie (multisensory experience) My diary from 5th grade (document) "Can’t Fight the Moonlight" by LeAnn Rimes (audio) Public Access Television (audio-visual) When my mom texts me back (multisensory experience) Follow Blaire on Twitter and Instagram -- Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgam original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who we encounter this voyager.
0:27.7	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:35.6	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.9	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.7	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:58.5	Oh, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, yeah, girl, Shelby.
1:09.6	What's up?
1:10.5	What's up with me?
1:11.9	Yeah, what's up with you?
1:12.9	You've been different.
1:13.9	You want to know what's up in Caleb world?
1:17.3	Well, how so?
1:18.5	Oh, I don't know.
1:19.1	You've been actually pretty normal.
1:20.4	Oh, cool.
1:22.1	Mostly flicking me off every time you go to the bathroom.
1:25.1	That's been something.
1:26.4	Well, you know what I always say, Sheldl. Well-behaved women rarely make history. Wait, I'm not, I, so it was just the
1:36.9	anniversary of, um, 9-11, RBG dying and 9-11. And Caleb, do you want to, pick? I actually don't know if I should talk about this because my mom listens to the pot
1:47.8	and I think it'll make her sad.
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