Tongue Rubber
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2026
⏱️ 149 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired February 27, 2026: MN State Patrol in studio. Boozy bird. Everything you wanna know about the burden of being hot.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
| 0:31.0 | to replace it on your schedule with 0% financing from standard heating and air conditioning. |
| 0:36.1 | Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X. |
| 0:38.8 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:43.1 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:46.3 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:48.0 | Air. All right. |
| 1:01.5 | Yeah, you know, we love a good F-off day around here. |
| 1:04.6 | Every Friday is F-off day. |
| 1:07.6 | At least at this morning show, hope you enjoy yours as well, |
| 1:10.7 | if you're lucky enough to find yourself in that situation this morning. |
| 1:14.1 | Welcome to the program. |
| 1:15.9 | Oh, what's going on, Cubby? |
| 1:18.7 | The cops are coming in. |
| 1:21.0 | Always nice to see the comedy duo of Mike Lee and Gordon Shank. |
| 1:26.0 | Yeah, our two State Patrol friends are going to stop by, Gordo and Mikey. |
| 1:30.3 | They like to sit around once in a while and grab ass with us. |
| 1:35.3 | We trade some laughs back and forth, but they also usually have some kind of a message or a |
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