Mystery Bloodbath
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2026
⏱️ 146 minutes
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Originally Aired March 2, 2026: My micro-penis is smaller than yours! Most popular movie franchises. Everything you wanna know about taser fights.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
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| 0:38.8 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:43.0 | The 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 0:46.7 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:48.6 | Air. Here we are. |
| 1:02.0 | Where are we? |
| 1:04.6 | Josh. |
| 1:05.3 | We're at work, bro. |
| 1:06.4 | Where are we? |
| 1:07.3 | It's so early. |
| 1:08.4 | And it's March already. |
| 1:09.8 | When the hell did that happen? |
| 1:12.3 | Yesterday. Who decided that? Just yesterday. When did we cross paths with this March? |
| 1:17.3 | Over the weekend. It happened over the weekend? I'll be damned. I got to pay the bills. |
| 1:24.0 | You know what that means. Get your glasses on your checkbook out. Yeah, I remember those days. I got to pay the frigging bills. He'd be over here with a stack of bills writing checks. I'd never seen anything like that in my adult life. Maybe when I was a kid and my mom would be at the kitchen table, but seeing Nick there to writing out checks and put them in the mail, that fascinated me. That's funny. Yeah, you bring back good memories. |
| 1:45.3 | See my folks sitting there arguing over. Which bills should we pay this month? |
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