Tom Segura's Mom: Traumatized | Your Mom's House Ep. 728

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2023

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

I Want to Talk About Hawaii!! That’s right, the Main Mommy’s mommy, Charo, joins Tom and Christina again for this week’s YMH. They play her a clip of the local news wishing her a happy 100th birthday, a cool motivational guy, Blind Bob, the Columbia Guy, Horrible or Hilarious, Inmate pen pals, Daddy Demarkco, TikToks, Tom’s Liquid Death Commercial, and try to show her Kevin Leonardo’s infamous Nair video. They also run her through the best fan-made memes from her last appearance, and discuss the catering they got for her birthday, Charo’s old French lover, Christina’s most recent Pazsitzky Effect, and the new thing Charo wants: veneers.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This week, on your mom's house.
0:02.8	So he gets all the hookers and then he goes to the other side of the house.
0:06.4	What a nice guy.
0:07.4	So far, this is the most inspirational show I have watched.
0:10.8	That's you.
0:11.4	And why did you correct me in that now?
0:13.0	Correct you.
0:14.0	Correct you.
0:14.4	This is what you need to do.
0:15.6	I tell you do something.
0:16.6	You hear? You look retarded.
0:17.8	It's just to remove hair from your body.
0:19.6	It's not dirty.
0:21.0	He has a trimming his balls.
0:23.4	Can we talk about how I know?
0:27.4	Welcome.
0:29.0	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:39.6	Can I talk like this?
0:41.2	Now you're retarded.
0:42.8	That looks terrible.
0:44.0	Who's that?
0:45.8	One of the guys must have said it.
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