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🗓️ 27 September 2023
⏱️ 100 minutes
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0:00.0 | This week on your mom's house. |
0:02.4 | So basically, what you're saying is like, |
0:04.6 | if you're a dog owner, you're a slave owner. |
0:07.1 | Whoa! |
0:09.3 | Come on, bro. Like, you in here watching condom videos, |
0:11.5 | because he saw it in the history. |
0:12.6 | I'm like, what the fuck? |
0:13.5 | A burglary, and possession of a controlled sausage. |
0:16.1 | The black dick, drover crazy. |
0:17.6 | Ha, ha, ha. |
0:19.5 | Welcome, welcome, welcome to your mom's house. |
0:23.2 | Saatba, luxury mattress company. |
0:33.5 | I love them so much. |
0:34.9 | I sleep on a saatba mattress every single night. |
0:38.1 | I sleep on the solar. |
0:39.6 | It goes up, it goes down, vibrates, it even lights up. |
0:42.4 | So that in the middle of the night, |
0:43.5 | when I get up to go make a peachy, |
0:45.3 | I don't stumble over stuff. |
0:47.0 | I love this company. |
0:48.4 | I've bought the luxury firm, the Lumen leaf, |
0:50.7 | and now the solar. |
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