Tom Saves America w/ Chris Porter | Your Mom's House Ep. 706

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2023

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Watch Chris Porter’s new YouTube special “There’s No Money In Babies” available now: https://youtu.be/NlrJ_Qkmreo Tom Segura and Christina P are so incredibly excited for the Enny VS Ryan basketball game! Tom’s new soundboard is officially up and running, Christina shares some spoiler alerts, and shares things that made you laugh growing up that still make you laugh. Tom continues the fight for our country in virtual reality and the mommies discuss body inclusivity. Then we welcome stand up comedian Chris Porter! We discuss wild snoring habits, totally being okay with not doing stuff with your spouse, airplane seating BS, and the Segura’s getting an invitation to the The White House! We learn more about blind people, Blind Bob, and quiz Christina on the difference between more animals. Then we wrap up with torturing Chris with some TikTok!

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0:00.0	Hello London jeans. I'm coming to perform at 21 Soho May 9th in London, England tickets at ChristinaPonline.com
0:09.8	Get them now. This week on your mom's house, I think that the real lesson is what made you laugh at 10 is what makes you laugh the rest of your life.
0:17.3	Yeah, that's really, is there will you be doing VR on the planet?
0:21.1	You're gonna be that guy.
0:22.3	Yeah, the terminal like.
0:24.3	We knew what you meant. Everybody knew what you meant.
0:29.3	Not a person in here was like she's talking about her badge.
0:32.3	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:37.3	Welcome to another episode of your mom's house podcast.
0:50.3	I'm Tbunz. She's Christine.
0:53.3	Yeah.
0:54.3	And we've got a jam pack show for you today.
0:56.3	Real excited to get into it.
0:58.3	Hey, what's really cool is your new soundboard soundboard working. Yeah.
1:03.3	You know what though if there's one thing I know about you, you like to push buttons.
1:06.3	I do like to push buttons in a whole new way.
1:09.3	Any are you excited about your upcoming basketball game?
1:11.3	This is big time.
1:15.3	Yeah, I'm stoked.
1:17.3	You're been, you've been really pumped about this.
1:20.3	Yeah, it's what I'm talking about at home.
1:22.3	Yeah.
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