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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Busted Selling Cartel Drugs w/ Johnny Mitchell | Your Mom's House Ep. 707

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2023

⏱️ 139 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s flossing habits, whether or not color blindness is cap, Tom’s VR game, developing countries, and more! They watch videos of a dude crawling through a cave, a cool girl explaining how she got strep throat from licking brown, and another cool girl revealing her man gets to nut 7 times a day. This leads to a conversation about Scottie Pippen and his then wife having sex 4 times a day for years! Johnny Mitchell is a comedian, the host of the podcast “The Connect,” and a former drug trafficker. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss how he became a drug dealer, graduating to higher levels of drug dealing, where he would hide money, how he sold drugs in the mail, working with the cartels, and how he finally got arrested. He reveals what it’s like to be new in prison, and discusses prison gangs, fights, food, strip searches, and much more! Tim and Christine introduce him to the 4 Stroke Guy and the Gangsters in Syria.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This week on your mom's house.

0:01.6

What's your highest nut record for a day?

0:03.6

I don't remember, babe.

0:04.8

Yeah.

0:05.3

Come on, dig deep.

0:06.3

Well, we got robbed at Gumpoint, too.

0:08.4

That's a cool one.

0:09.1

That's super cool.

0:10.6

Yeah.

0:11.1

We'll get to that.

0:11.6

Can I offer you guys coffee, cake, 350K?

0:15.0

I know it was bet in my asshole.

0:16.8

Yeah.

0:17.4

You know what I mean?

0:19.0

Welcome.

0:20.6

Welcome to your mom's house.

0:22.6

I love Sautva mattress company.

0:33.2

People ask me, Christina, do you really have Sautva mattresses in your house?

0:36.6

The answer is yes.

0:38.2

Yes, we do.

0:39.2

Every single mattress in our home is made by Sautva.

0:42.0

The one's my children's sleep on, the one Tom and I sleep on, even in our guest room.

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