Tom's New Glasses | Your Mom's House Ep. 722

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2023

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s new transition glasses, and how Nadav feels about them, give an update on Nadav running the New York City Marathon, respond to emails about ED being cap, and reenact Rudy Giuliani’s scandalous audio transcripts. They watch videos of a cool truck stop proposition, more videos from the King and the “Columbia Cool Guy,” a pregnant non-binary person, another video from the infamous Nair hair removal guy, and some TikToks from an extremely productive mom, plus much more!

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0:00.0	This week on your mom's house, and he was mad that my mom died during his vacation.
0:05.2	Standard, that's a good move.
0:07.7	Why do you have to sniff it first?
0:09.8	I don't want to give it the sniff test.
0:11.3	Like, I feel like you can visualize that.
0:14.4	If you made me wake up at 4am for our vacation flight,
0:18.9	I would fucking put a bullet in your head.
0:30.9	Come into you from Austin, Tejas, now in 4k.
0:38.7	It's your mom's house, Palmcast.
0:40.8	I'm Tom Hamstown, which is a girl sitting here with Christine.
0:45.0	How are you doing?
0:46.0	I'm feeling good.
0:47.2	I'm feeling jazzed up.
0:48.8	I love the heat.
0:49.6	I'm out there like a lizard swimming in the lakes.
0:52.5	Not a big deal to heat.
0:53.8	I think all you have to do is stay indoors six to eight hours a day and you're fine.
0:59.4	You're fine.
1:00.3	Well, there is a nice window between 4am and 6.30am.
1:04.5	That feels good.
1:05.4	Perfect.
1:06.8	What do you find about after 10pm?
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