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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Nair Hair Removal | Your Mom's House Ep. 721

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2023

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Why do dads love World War II? How is this graphic video still on YouTube? Why is RPC so upset? On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina tackle these questions and more. Apparently, it's been quite an interesting summer for the Mommies as Tom almost drowned in the ocean and Christina got into a huge confrontation outside of a grocery store. We also get the return of The King, a discussion on aliens, and two brand new Cap Reports! Finally, Nadav gives us an update on his journey to the New York City Marathon. We're all really excited for him!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This week on your mom's house, here's the thing, I can't say the only thing that really

0:04.8

gets to me about this. I don't like ham sandwiches.

0:08.1

In the fifth dimension, the fourth dimension, we just can't perceive it, it's fucking crazy.

0:12.1

They're in the oceans, they're in the government.

0:14.6

I love here all day, straight guys also like, you know what was the

0:17.8

fucking saddest thing in my life right now? You're like, what is it? I can't come as much as I used to.

0:30.2

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0:45.1

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1:40.8

Pull your jeans up over your tits and get ready to celebrate.

1:46.0

You're going to be so excited to rip your tits out and shit all over your dick today.

1:49.6

You sure are. It's we're back. We're in 4K.

1:54.0

And it couldn't be more excited to be back here in studio.

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