We Might Be Bi w/ Mark Normand | Your Mom's House Ep. 723

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2023

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Comedy! This week on Your Mom's House, Mark Normand stops by to talk about his new special Soup to Nuts, his workout routine, and to enjoy some of Tom's Horrible or Hilarious clips and Christina's TikTok Curations. We also get two new Cap Reports and a follow-up on bisexuality from a fellow comedian. Other topics include: How often to "sharpen your knife", what addiction to choose, and the recent resurgence of the R-Word. Finally, we're imposing a weight limit here at Studio Jeans and Tom calls Dr. Drew with a brilliant idea about educational content.

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0:00.0	This week, on your mom's house, because Nadav is actually training to do the New York City Marathon in November.
0:07.6	Yes, get out of here. You're gonna die.
0:11.0	Oh, she's out.
0:13.7	There's Tommy on his birthday.
0:16.1	Yeah, there's my sister's face.
0:18.3	I don't go to the bathroom in public. It literally exploded out when I got really.
0:23.6	Oh, I got several rice firehose.
0:26.5	Well, welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
0:39.9	This episode of your mom's house is brought to you by SOTVA.
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