Hollywood Horror Stories w/ Jim Breuer | Your Mom's House Ep. 849

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Come see Christina do standup live! Irving, TX! Denver, CO! Chicago, IL! She's coming to you! Get your tickets at https://christinap.com SPONSORS: - Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to https://liquid-iv.com and get 20% off your first order with code YMH at checkout. - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/ymh - Visit http://BlueChew.com to get 10% off your first month. This week on Your Mom's House, comedian and SNL alum, Jim Breuer joins Christina P for a raw, hilarious, and no-holds-barred conversation that goes everywhere! From growing up as a fat kid with blue-collar parents, to surviving Saturday Night Live, to raising kids in a world that feels completely upside down. Christina P and Jim talk parenting boys, discipline, letting kids be kids, and why overprotective culture is failing families. Jim opens up about marriage, loyalty, divorce trauma, and why he refuses to blow up his family for fame or temptation. The two also dive deep into cancel culture, porn addiction, gender ideology, Hollywood hypocrisy, and the Epstein era, with Jim sharing jaw-dropping stories from his time inside the industry. Plus Christina shows Jim some insane Toks and other unhinged content we've discovered online. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 849 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:18 - Being A Fat Kid 00:04:20 - Raising Kids 00:08:30 - Opening Clip: Gay Genderfluid Dog 00:14:14 - Woody Allen & Hollywood Creeps 00:20:16 - Marriage, Loyalty, & A Stolen Car 00:31:49 - Really Cool Relationships 00:37:29 - Porn Addiction & How It Rewires Young Minds 00:42:52 - Some Gay Clips 00:47:42 - Huffing Car Accident 00:52:14 - College Frat Boys 00:57:05 - Find The Funny Tour 01:00:02 - Christina's Curations 01:07:06 - Closing Song - "Bite The End of Your Dad's D*ck Off" by DJ Stanimom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Mommies, I am doing stand-up, a very limited run.
0:03.7	I will be in Irving, Texas, April 24th, and 25th, May 14th through 16th in Denver, Colorado at Comedy Vex.
0:12.1	And then Chicago, Illinois, September 18th through 19th at the Den Theater.
0:17.1	Christina p.com for tickets.
0:20.4	Welcome, welcome, welcome to your mom's house.
0:30.0	Hello, Mommies. It is me, Christina P.
0:33.3	Tim Seguera is in California filming bad thoughts too.
0:38.9	But with me is fucking, I'm so pumped.
0:42.8	Guys, put your hands together for the Jim Brewer.
0:46.3	The Jim Brewer.
0:48.3	How cool are you?
0:49.6	You're so funny and I'm like, I'm a little starstruck keynote.
0:52.9	Really?
0:53.5	Yeah.
0:56.6	Wow. Okay. I love you. I love I love you thank you I love your silly face you've got like the best silly eyes and like I think it's from I think it's
1:03.9	just from watching too many cartoons as a kid it's just imitate and everything I watched that's all
1:09.3	is that it is that was that your inspiration for comedy cartoons?
1:16.1	No, I think it was being a fat kid.
1:18.0	You're fat?
1:18.8	I was fat.
1:20.7	I was 82 pounds of kindergarten.
1:24.6	And the only reason I remember that is because I had to go to the nurse and they would,
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