Tom Brady Is A Cyborg with Allison Fields

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Are you ready for some FOOTBALL!! The unbelievably funny Allison Fields visited the Lizard Lair to discuss her theory about star quarterback and weird diet enjoyer Tom Brady, and boy is it a doozy. Allison thinks that Tommy Boy has been hiding a dark secret since his early days on the professional football circuit - a secret that will shock and disgust you. No, it's not about the level of physical intimacy he shares with his family. It's about his robot parts! This week we'll get to the bottom of whether Brady is hiding a cyborg body under that America's sweetheart smile, whether a person can live on his weird ass diet, what Giselle's whole deal is, and yeah also the son kissing. Mostly the son kissing.

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0:00.0	The I like to leave people wondering like what we were talking about before I turn the
0:20.4	mics on and that's our little secret.
0:22.4	Can we do like behind the podcast
0:24.8	the podcast episodes where you you pause everything and you just really went into
0:30.4	it's like a four hour. Like commentary on a movie.
0:34.0	If you subscribe to the patron
0:36.9	and you can hear me and Alexis do commentary for every episode.
0:40.2	Seen by seeing.
0:41.3	Here's what you're looking at now, but it's still a podcast.
0:43.7	Yeah. Well I would love as a listener of like a talk podcast like this is if you went
0:49.7	back and you have to pay a pretty high premium for this but you get to hear about what
0:56.9	guests the host did not like. Yes,
1:01.0	Jeezy, I love it. I love it.
1:03.0	Is it me just ever?
1:05.0	Well, you're going to have to pay $20 a month to find out.
1:10.0	Oh my God, I'll pay any amount of money.
1:12.0	I feel like people would pay for like just gossip at this point.
1:15.4	Yes 100%.
1:17.4	I would.
1:18.4	But also podcast fans are the absolute gossipiest little dinguses on the planet so it would get out immediately.
1:24.8	People would be like snitch tagging on Twitter.
1:27.4	Credit?
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