Saddam Hussein Had A Stargate with Hannah Garces

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Cast your mind back to the year 2003. 'The Simple Life' just premiered. Malta has finally joined the European Union. And a coalition of nations is about to invade Iraq, spearheaded by accomplished painter and war criminal George W Bush. What are they looking for? WMD's? Oil? Or could it be that Iraq has long jealously guarded the greatest secret of all time - that they have a DANG STARGATE! Hollywood's sweetheart Hannah Garces stopped by to talk about the possibility that Saddam had a gateway through space and time, as well as her dad's previous jobs, what's up with ziggurats, and the spookiest grandma coincidence you ever did hear.

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0:00.0	You're going to. What is it like to hear these things all the time? I know it's a comedy podcast and people are like improvising but do you guys ever feel like my
0:25.4	brain feels crazy? Occasionally yes occasionally there will be one where like I just can't like I can't come up with
0:37.3	any more skeptical arguments like they're they're all because like some of them are so like snake eating its own
0:45.3	taili of like well of course there's no evidence of this because the entire
0:49.4	nature of the theory is that there is no evidence of it.
0:53.0	Yeah.
0:54.0	So sometimes I come away from those and I'm like,
0:56.2	ugh, um, uh...
1:00.0	Alexis, are there any that break your brain?
1:02.2	Weirdly, no, I think it kind of has the opposite effect at this point.
1:05.0	Where it's like, they're all, like weird, they've now all conspiracy theories are on the same level.
1:12.0	One that are like anti-vaxers to me are as
1:15.0	sorry anti-vaxers are as ridiculous as like,
1:19.0	you know, Brittany Spears is a clone.
1:22.0	Once you start getting down to the reasoning behind certain ones, it's like,
1:26.0	wait, you guys are pulling from the same websites.
1:28.0	That makes sense.
1:29.0	Right, it's totally all the same websites, it's all of the exact same arguments that are like
1:34.1	they don't want you to they're benefiting from like of course the
1:39.2	evidence is being suppressed yeah like yeah like. Yeah, exactly.
1:43.0	Like, yeah.
1:44.0	Um, well, this has already been a couple of episodes of the podcast within the podcast,
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