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The Tom Barnard Podcast

Tom Barnard Show: Hour 2 - A very un-merry Pringles

The Tom Barnard Podcast

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Entertainment News, Comedy, News, Sports

4.1652 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

The crew looks over the headlines of the day and what a surprise, everyone hates everyone and is suing every person they know. Hopefully that doesn't bleed over into the show...

In the first hour, SKOR North's Judd Zulgad hears about some of the crew's lactose problems and talks about the 9-year old Chiefs fan who is being criticised by some for his face paint, and KSTP's Chris Egert informs the show about how a house was demolished from a fire and explosion and weighs in on KRAFT's new "not" mac and cheese.

Hour #2 has the group try to get inside the mind of a flat-earther, everyone learns about the attorney that just refuses to stop defecating in Pringles cans, and discuss Henry Kissinger's death.

In hour #3 Kristyn Burtt discusses dating in your 70s. It's not quite relevant to her, but we've all known at least one 70 year old, so it's a mere degree of separation. The boomers and millennials, however, are separated by two degrees. That's the kind of division that creates enemies for life. Or at least until the next generation grows up enough to become even more worthy of disdain.

On the Family, we make a humble request. Just 10% of the interest Harvard could make on their money. Even at 7% interest, that's only .7%. Basically a rounding error. It's also potentially hundreds of millions of dollars, but when you're a small, grassroots non-profit like Harvard, a hundred million bucks is something you won't even miss.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the Tom Bernard Morning Show.

0:02.6

The Tom Bernard Morning Show.

0:04.1

Streamed every morning on the Tom Bernard Show app.

0:07.1

And anytime, on demand, wherever you get your podcasts.

0:12.7

What do you think of that action, ladies and gentlemen?

0:15.3

Yeah, baby.

0:16.5

Answer me.

0:17.4

Yeah.

0:17.9

Yep.

0:19.2

What are you going to do?

0:20.3

Oh, you know, I'm getting some questions from people.

0:22.8

Have we been reaching out to Brad Blanks at all?

0:25.8

Because he kind of miss him.

0:27.4

Anybody know about that?

0:28.9

Yeah, I'll reach out.

0:29.6

Because we talked about that.

0:30.6

Yeah, I talked about that a couple of months ago, getting them back on because people

0:34.6

really do like him.

0:35.4

He's a great guy in any case. But yeah, if you could reach out to him, Brad Blanks, one of my favorite people to work with.

0:41.3

I mean, other than you guys, obviously, it's just a given.

0:44.7

We're not. We're no Brad Blanks. Like, Brad Blanks is better than all of us. He's hilarious.

0:49.4

You decided? Yeah, he's the best. To this day, and AJ, have you ever seen the video of him when he's on his knees talking to a couple of, what is it, Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler?

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