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The Tom Barnard Podcast

Tom Barnard Show: Hour 1 - Mac and Cheese for the lactose intolerant

The Tom Barnard Podcast

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4.1652 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

The crew looks over the headlines of the day and what a surprise, everyone hates everyone and is suing every person they know. Hopefully that doesn't bleed over into the show...

In the first hour, SKOR North's Judd Zulgad hears about some of the crew's lactose problems and talks about the 9-year old Chiefs fan who is being criticised by some for his face paint, and KSTP's Chris Egert informs the show about how a house was demolished from a fire and explosion and weighs in on KRAFT's new "not" mac and cheese.

Hour #2 has the group try to get inside the mind of a flat-earther, everyone learns about the attorney that just refuses to stop defecating in Pringles cans, and discuss Henry Kissinger's death.

In hour #3 Kristyn Burtt discusses dating in your 70s. It's not quite relevant to her, but we've all known at least one 70 year old, so it's a mere degree of separation. The boomers and millennials, however, are separated by two degrees. That's the kind of division that creates enemies for life. Or at least until the next generation grows up enough to become even more worthy of disdain.

On the Family, we make a humble request. Just 10% of the interest Harvard could make on their money. Even at 7% interest, that's only .7%. Basically a rounding error. It's also potentially hundreds of millions of dollars, but when you're a small, grassroots non-profit like Harvard, a hundred million bucks is something you won't even miss.

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0:00.0

This is the Tom Bernard Morning Show.

0:02.5

The Tom Bernard Morning Show.

0:04.0

Streamed every morning on the Tom Bernard Show app.

0:07.0

And anytime, on demand, wherever you get your podcasts.

0:13.0

We are on ladies.

0:15.0

We're having this really weird deal and maybe people can text us in.

0:18.0

Because I am not kidding you.

0:19.0

I'm looking at the screen right now and

0:21.2

Kevin and I are wearing the exact same color shirt only in reality his is blue and mine's green.

0:27.6

Yeah. Why would it change? Because nothing else is off color that I can see. I mean other than like

0:32.9

AJ's humor. Ha ha. Yeah. So I don't't do there's got to be some color

0:41.3

filter or something that's kind of weird I don't know why it would do that maybe

0:45.3

there's just the lighting in here or something yeah could be yeah I get

0:49.3

confused the camera isn't expressing how beautiful I am and I like I think it really, really develops because you're magnificent thing.

0:57.9

I think you took the filter off is what you did.

1:00.1

I actually just put it right back on.

1:01.9

I had it off all day yesterday because I thought I looked a little better,

1:05.7

and then today I put it back on.

1:08.0

No, it looks great.

1:08.9

Do you usually have a filter on?

1:10.6

I have improved my appearance. No, it looks great. Do you usually have a filter on? I have improved my appearance.

1:14.5

Oh, God.

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