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The Tom Barnard Podcast

Tom Barnard Show: Hour 3 - The golden girls (and guy)

The Tom Barnard Podcast

Complete Disaster Network

Entertainment News, Comedy, News, Sports

4.1652 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

The crew looks over the headlines of the day and what a surprise, everyone hates everyone and is suing every person they know. Hopefully that doesn't bleed over into the show...

In the first hour, SKOR North's Judd Zulgad hears about some of the crew's lactose problems and talks about the 9-year old Chiefs fan who is being criticised by some for his face paint, and KSTP's Chris Egert informs the show about how a house was demolished from a fire and explosion and weighs in on KRAFT's new "not" mac and cheese.

Hour #2 has the group try to get inside the mind of a flat-earther, everyone learns about the attorney that just refuses to stop defecating in Pringles cans, and discuss Henry Kissinger's death.

In hour #3 Kristyn Burtt discusses dating in your 70s. It's not quite relevant to her, but we've all known at least one 70 year old, so it's a mere degree of separation. The boomers and millennials, however, are separated by two degrees. That's the kind of division that creates enemies for life. Or at least until the next generation grows up enough to become even more worthy of disdain.

On the Family, we make a humble request. Just 10% of the interest Harvard could make on their money. Even at 7% interest, that's only .7%. Basically a rounding error. It's also potentially hundreds of millions of dollars, but when you're a small, grassroots non-profit like Harvard, a hundred million bucks is something you won't even miss.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the Tom Bernard Morning Show.

0:02.5

The Tom Bernard Morning Show.

0:04.0

Streamed every morning on the Tom Bernard Show app.

0:07.1

And anytime, on demand, wherever you get your podcasts.

0:12.7

We are back and you know, joins us, AJ, headed out to his other duties.

0:17.8

Yep.

0:19.3

Okay, this is the stories from the business insider, by the way.

0:22.5

Brittany sent this over.

0:24.2

Boomers seem to have traded in the child raising village for traveling.

0:28.0

Now millennial parents say they have no one to support them.

0:33.4

Well, who was supporting the boomers?

0:35.3

I would assume their parents.

0:38.2

But that was the greatest generation.

0:40.5

They were too busy patting themselves on the back.

0:43.1

Oh, hey, watch yourself.

0:45.5

I know.

0:46.3

You got that right.

0:47.6

No, I mean, that was the greatest generation.

0:49.3

That was a very tough follow-up to tell you the truth, being a boomer myself,

0:52.7

to follow what those people,

0:55.1

the people my parents' age did to say, and they did save the world. There is no doubt about that.

1:01.6

No question. So having to follow that up was not the easiest thing in the world, right?

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