Toilet Snake
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 23 August 2024
⏱️ 156 minutes
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. The great pizza scam of 2024. Everything you've ever wanted to know about python bites to the nuts. Originally aired Friday, August 23, 2024.
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| 0:20.0 | The 93X Half-ass morning show. |
| 0:23.4 | Ninety. |
| 0:24.4 | Three. |
| 0:26.4 | Morning. |
| 0:27.4 | Today is Friday. |
| 0:28.4 | Friday, finally, the weekend is here. |
| 0:29.4 | We'll get you high today because it's Friday. |
| 0:32.0 | You ain't got no job and you ain't got shit to do. |
| 0:34.5 | We had a guy he dressed up in a full ninja suit and had a ninja sword and he stabbed his |
| 0:41.0 | girlfriend's grandmother and killed her with it. |
| 0:43.2 | My buddy, he was a first cop, like on the scene. |
| 0:46.2 | He goes inside the house, he sees the crime scene. |
| 0:48.6 | When he walks outside, the guy is like still in the front yard with a whole ninja suit and the sword. I mean |
| 0:54.5 | apparently this guy was a terrible ninja. I've never read a ninja manual or |
| 0:59.5 | anything but I think it's like first you kill him and two you should probably leave I don't think it's a meet and greet after |
| 1:06.0 | We had a waitress quit on us once she just quit she was like oh that's a good choice |
| 1:10.4 | She wrote everything down and then walked to her car and drove to her house. |
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