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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2024
⏱️ 157 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired August 26, 2024: Disgusting college living conditions. Dana's rubber nipples. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the husband calling contest.
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X Half- Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
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| 0:20.0 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:23.6 | 93. |
| 0:25.6 | Today is National Toilet Paper Day. |
| 0:28.6 | There will be toilet paper everywhere. |
| 0:29.8 | The toilet paper feels like sandpaper. |
| 0:32.0 | I saw one guy buying cheap toilet paper. I said, what are you doing? |
| 0:34.6 | That's four rolls for 89 cents. That can't be good. Don't you like yourself? I understand the need to find a bargain. |
| 0:40.4 | But toilet paper, you buy good toilet paper. I've been really broke. I always got good toilet paper. It's a line you don't cross |
| 0:46.8 | It tells you everything will be all right the bills are late, but I got good toilet paper |
| 0:51.2 | We have so many blessings. We don't count. That's Sharman Ultra. Oh, you can make a suit out of that. Is that Versace? |
| 0:59.2 | Sharmen. |
| 1:00.2 | Hello boys, find everything you need? |
| 1:01.2 | Yep, all set. |
| 1:02.6 | Okay, let's see here. |
| 1:03.6 | Toilet paper. |
| 1:04.6 | Toilet paper. |
| 1:06.0 | Toilet paper? |
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