Farewell to Foligno!

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2024

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Originally Aired April 10, 2024: Last chat with Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno for the season. Which celebrity actress can't poop alone? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Alex Rodriguez's dating history.

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0:18.7	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	90, 3.
0:24.0	Er.
0:25.0	People love patting themselves on the back.
0:27.0	We rescued it, we saved it, we adopt it.
0:28.0	No, you didn't.
0:29.0	Here's what happened to your dog, my dog, every dog ever.
0:31.0	The dog was born into a litter kidnapped given to you but we think because
0:35.7	we talked to the dogs like there are babies that there are babies they're not there
0:38.4	are captains right but we think because we go like are you a pretty girl
0:41.6	you pretty girl pitch your voice down you'll see what a monster you go like are you a pretty girl you pretty girl pitch your voice down you'll see
0:43.8	what a monster you are like are you a pretty girl we go outside like put a chain around
0:49.4	your neck I love every dog I ever had I remember them all and I love every one of them.
0:54.8	Yeah I love my dogs. The average dog will stand between 15 and 16 inches at the withers.
1:00.3	Bitches should be slightly smaller.
1:02.0	It's Show time.
1:04.0	Isn't that just the cutest damn thing?
1:06.0	Josh told me off air that today is
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