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Toddler Translator - PT 2: Can We Guess What Famous Quotes Cassie's Daughter Is Saying?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Have you ever heard a toddler speaking? They sound so adorable, but it can be hard to translate what they're trying to say. Cassie knows this firsthand, so today, she's putting our translating skills to the test! Can we determine what famous movie quotes her toddler is saying? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it the bird show. I could barely sleep last night and woke up so excited

0:07.5

Because the way I feel I am playing in my son's state championship tonight

0:13.7

Okay, not about you. This is about Hollis

0:17.7

You want a jersey for you? So I mean at my size I could squeeze in there. Nobody would say anything man. Yeah, so my son's

0:26.0

School soccer team and he's on that. He's a freshman playing on varsity this year. It's a huge deal

0:30.5

It's huge deal, right? He goes to this teeny teeny little Catholic school man

0:36.8

And all the other state finals are done for like the big conferences all around Georgia

0:41.4

So his is tonight and he was over my house last night and he's just so excited about it

0:48.8

That I was pretty chill until we hung out about it and now I'm super nervous

0:54.9

I want this for him more than I think he wants this for him

0:58.8

I I'm sure he wants it pretty bad. Yeah, he wants it pretty bad

1:03.0

Are you making it worse for him by by being like nervous around him? I haven't been I was totally cool

1:07.6

like yeah, we watched some

1:10.0

Soccer highlights last night from Premier League and then he went to bed

1:13.0

And that's when I started to get really really excited about it

1:15.7

The storyline of this game though tonight is really pretty cool

1:18.9

So the seniors that are playing tonight from his school lost in the state championship their freshman year

1:26.5

To the team they are playing tonight. Oh wow. So it's like four years of revenge

1:32.4

Ravange ready to come down tonight

1:34.9

So I'm so excited about it for him

1:37.5

Hi Cassie you got yourself a toddler easy for you to figure out what she is saying very difficult for everybody else

1:45.0

And she sounds adorable and it's always like I think every mom and dad knows this like you get used to your kids

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